Ten ways you know you’ve been on a cruise…


1) All your clothes appear to have shrunk a size or two

2) When you go to your kitchen for breakfast you expect to find a fully prepared buffet

3) When you return to your bedroom you’re surprised the bed hasn’t been made

4) You’re disappointed to open the curtains every morning and find the same view as yesterday

5) You’re desperate for beans on toast

6) When you visit a restaurant, you expect the scenery to be moving

7) You’ve forgotten how to drive

8) You realise you actually have to pay for all those things you put on your SeaPass

9) You find circular numbered stickers on bits of clothing and have a strong urge to follow anyone carrying an umbrella aloft

10) You expect your bed to gently rock you to sleep every night

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