Ten ways you know you’ve been on a cruise…


1) All your clothes appear to have shrunk a size or two

2) When you go to your kitchen for breakfast you expect to find a fully prepared buffet

3) When you return to your bedroom you’re surprised the bed hasn’t been made

4) You’re disappointed to open the curtains every morning and find the same view as yesterday

5) You’re desperate for beans on toast

6) When you visit a restaurant, you expect the scenery to be moving

7) You’ve forgotten how to drive

8) You realise you actually have to pay for all those things you put on your keycard

9) You drop a towel and it’s still there the next morning

10) You expect your bed to gently rock you to sleep every night

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